Abe Reshuffles Cabinet, Still Stinks Like Same Old Festering Shit

Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has attempted to shore up the functionality of his medicine cabinet by shifting around the same old members to different...

Lone Female Cabinet Minister Sent Out To Get Milk

The only female cabinet minister, Satsuki Katayama, has been sent out of the national diet building this morning to get some milk after the...

TEPCO Chief Blames Gov’t: “I wasn’t allowed to use term ‘felt down’ with my...

Tokyo Electric Power Company (TEPCO) President Naomi Hirose has blamed then Prime Minister Naoto Kan for prohibiting him from using the phrase “felt down” to...

Tokyo Governor Sorry for Misusing Funds Live from Hawaii

Tokyo Governor Yoichi Masuzoe has apologized for misusing public funds via live feed from Hawaii. “I used public funds for online shopping and I'm sorry...

“I Only Use Fax Machines,” Says Japan’s Minister In Charge Of Cybersecurity

The Japanese government minister in charge of major changes to a key cyber security law has admitted he only uses fax machines. Yoshitaka Sakurada made...

Abe Shares Japanese Traditions With PM May, Insists She Washes Tea Bowl

British Prime Minister Theresa May has held talks with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe at the start of a three-day trip to Japan with...

Japan Doubles Efforts Towards Refugee Crisis Increasing Intake From 30 To 60

Japan will double their efforts towards the global refugee crisis by accepting 60 refugees starting in 2020 “strengthening its response to humanitarian needs”, government...

Kono Asks To Be Referred To By Kanji Meaning: “Fat Son Of The Wild...

The Japanese foreign minister Taro Kono has asked the foreign media to refer to Japanese people by the true meaning of their name kanji. Kono...

Conservatives Propose Compulsory ‘Chonmages’ In Constitution Amendments

The Abe Administration has announced plans for compulsory ‘chonmages’ for all males aged 18 and over in its election manifesto for the House of Councillors...

Education Minister Visits Hostess Yoga Club Run By Ex-Porn Star For 2-Hour Massage

Education minister Yoshimasa Hayashi has been using an official ministry car to attend a “sexy yoga” studio in Tokyo to receive 2-hour massages. Hayashi went...